About Me

Finally, i can get this blog started. I apologize for it being so late, been really busy with a new job at the hospital.
My name is Michael Hogan, and i am not related to the old blonde wrestler in any way whatsoever, so just don't ask about that, please. I like to consider myself a man of mystery, whilst living deep under the cover of the Federal Government. I wasn't serious about that. I try to be funny, and it usually only works when i'm trying to be serious, which in itself is pretty funny. I actually try to be funny professionally on occasion, trying out my hand on stand up comedy of which i usually just get weird looks. I've had a few nights that i actually had a lot of laughs, and it was amazing. There is no feeling that compares to the adrenaline pumping as everybody in the whole room watches and is interested in what you have to say. I also enjoy a subtle karaoke night now and then, because frankly there is nothing quite as hilarious as Gloria Gainer sung high and low by a 21 year old white man. I enjoy the finer things in life, like snowboarding, surfing (when the waves don't suck), playing guitar, and on occasion, rolling down really large hills without fear of what might happen at the bottom. I prefer to keep life simple, and i always let the little stuff go. Life is too short to get all worried about every little thing. I'm probably the most relaxed and patient person i know. Everybody that i see nowadays has 35 different things to do that day, and they are too bust texting on their smart phones to even start one of them. I'm pretty faithful and loyal to whoever decides to hang out with me, and i like to make new friends with cool people, or show mean people how lame they are for being a meanie for no reason. I write things down in my head constantly, and im always on the lookout for ideas to write a book about. I could on for what would be days i think, but i doubt anybody really cares haha.